What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:11
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
Goldfinger
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.