What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
08.06.2025 16:46
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
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Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?